 Hey there Hot pants!
Here is a page where you can learn effective, drunken pickup lines. At the bottom of this page there
is a quick easy form where you can add your own clever and drunken pickup lines to this list.
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by John Snow from Flagstaff, AZ.
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Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be what they call FINE PRINT! Unfortunately you are not words because I’ve got plenty of wood.
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by Chris from drunken stupors.
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Would you like to see me naked ? Start Begging.
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by Mary F. from Youngstown, OH.
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You smell kinda pretty. Wanna smell me?
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by Sunshine Girl from Pussy Alley.
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Ever seen the movie "Fear"?
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by frank from brattleboro.
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how much does a penguin weigh? enough to break the ice
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by Kat from slut land.
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I’d like to tie you to a rafter and fuck you up and down.
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by Stephanie McMahon from Greenwich CT.
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have you ever, just for kicks, diked out on Your Mom’s Box?
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by High from sucking whip cream cans.
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Guy: HI there, us guys were just arguing over who has the biggest cock, would you help us settle this argument using your ass to gauge the winner?
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by kckarate from trick fuck.
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Hey trick bitch stick! Let’s fuck.
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by Deezire from Phila..
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My girlfriend and I were gonna grab something to eat, you want to cum?
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by bobvman from midwest.
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hey little girl! Want some candy???????
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by GR from the den.
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Fuck me if I am wrong, but you want to bone, don’t you?
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by Empty from Empty.
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You: Hey wanna dance? Her: No You: Hey Ive lowered my expectations at least you can to..
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by cumshot420 from new york.
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So, the word on the street is that you are pretty easy to take home for a one nighter?
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