 Hey there Hot pants!
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by SueInPanties from Washington.
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Stand still so I can pick you up and insert tab C into slot A!
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by Jim T. from Riverside, CA.
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Dad, are we related? Or, did mom fuck Grandpa again when she got pregnant with me?
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by John Snow from Flagstaff, AZ.
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If I could be anything, I’d love to be your toilet paper.
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by Bob from Chicago, IL.
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I am hung like a horse - you may check if you wish. The last woman I was with cried from orgasming so hard.
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by DE from now on.
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What did the Hen say when the Rooster proposed to her? "Cock-I do-I d000000"
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by Angel from elsewhere.
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Don’t bother! I don’t like your fingers and I am not cumming...because of your lips maybe.
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by MT_L from MT.
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It must be cold in here - or are you just happy to see me you big titted slut wench?
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by MT_L from MT.
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The word of the day is "legs." Let’s say we head back to your place and spread the word.
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by RococoStarr from Cambs.
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Fuck me if i’m wrong but is your name Ishmael?
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by Kryssie from Cincinnatti.
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can I put an American flag on your head and do u for glory?
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by PAMELA from PALM SPRINGS ,CA..
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2)ARE YOU FROM TENNESEE...? CAUSE WHEN I LOOK AT YOU A TEN IS ALL I SEE, SLUT-PANTS!!!
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by make her wash the sheets - dirty from the gallon of slut-sauce she leaked.
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Guy: Let’s go buy some detergent together?
Girl: Um, why?
Guy: So you can wash the slut-sauce off the sheets we’re gong to fuck on all night.
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by bvereater696969 from U.K..
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Do you fancy a fuck...no...well lie down and let me have one.
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by bryandav from ne.
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Inheriting eighty million bucks doesn’t mean much when you have a weak heart.
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by GR from the den.
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My dick’s been feeling a little dead lately. Wanna give it some mouth-to-mouth?
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Instant messages
1/29/2010 5:25:55 PM they wont girls are not smart enough to figure this out 12/31/2009 9:27:47 AM say something bitch 12/11/2009 6:08:11 AM of course she is a slut - right slut champ? 12/5/2009 11:19:33 PM hahahahahahaha 11/5/2009 7:06:02 AM are you a slut? 11/1/2009 7:18:18 PM fuck you say something
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by Lorin from Texas.
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Nice shoes.Lets fuck
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